Probably the craziest thing was that time I helped a group of seven American tourists cross over into Canada. They didn't realize you need a passport,and they so wanted to see the beautiful Canadian Rockies!
So,I lifted my dress (discreetly,) bid them "hop aboard!" and carried them safely across the border. Once across,they thanked me for a job well done,and went off on their merry way.
The moral of this story? "Do your kegels every day; you never know when that power will come in handy!"